I was not so far away

I just want to give myself a swift kick in the ass sometimes...

Look at me!!!
I can tap..tap...tappity-tap words of comfort.

That's all I can do from here.
What the hell am I expecting you to do? Hug the computer monitor?
Right...

And I don't even know what your voice sounds like or what you look like when you smile. Not even the little things you do to annoy the shit out of me.

I don't know what you drive, who you love, why you cry, where you read my first post or when you decided what you wanted to be when you grew up. I don't know.

These are the things you find out just by being next to someone. When your driving to grab a bite to eat.
I'll find out if which celebrity you would rather sleep with over a cold beer at the bar. I find out if you snore when you fall asleep in my truck while coming back from a weekend vacation at the lake. I'll also know what you like on your burgers or what soda you perfer.

I would know if you liked a certain movie while walking away from the theater. If you take your popcorn home or chuck it in the trash bins. Hell, you might be the kind of person that just leaves it on the chair. I don't know.

How close are you to god? Do you think there is life on other planets? Why did you get the Motorola over the Nextel?
Journey or Led Zepplin?
Did O.J. do it?
Why did you laugh when I fell down the stairs?
Would you ever want to be a porn star???

If I ran into you, I may never know.
I'd probably call you an asshole and then you would read about it in my blog later...

(By the way, this guy in the picture is not me.)

ej