I've got nothing.Wait, I have an Idea!
I don't say much about who I am in my posts.
I figure you guys can ask me some questions...
Doesn't have to be personal questions, could be about anything.
I'll be honest.
I Promise you...
Open for Business..... Now!
What's your earliest childhood memory?
ReplyDeleteWell lets see...
ReplyDeleteMy earliest childhood memory would be...
the earliest memory i can remember is when my grandpa took me for a ride in his little blue 57' Chevy pickup. I pretty sure its my earliest because he got rid of it in 1987. I was two and I remember the truck though pictures.
we were sharing a pepsi, too.
ej
why do you want ppl to ask you questions, that is just asking for it right there, if that is the case you wanting ppl to ask you stuff, what is it that you want to tell us, that you want someone to unlock and ask the right question, how come you just can't come out and say it?
ReplyDeleteAhem.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the meaning of your existence?
lol.
Just Breathe,
ReplyDeleteAllow me to retort oh, windy one...
In case you misread, I got nothing. Otherwise, I would have posted something closer to present day and a little more fulfilling. When I give you the opportunity to ask me a question, I'm pretty much willing to dip into my little "bag o' past" and answer to the best of my abilities judging on past experiences. Hopefully someone will ask me the question that will have me baffled beyond recognition. Until then, I will continue to answer your hypothetical questions and give you a bullshit answer...
ej
Nevs,
ReplyDeleteC'mon you can do better than that...
That's an easy one. The meaning of my existence is simple.
I'm here for the free food.
ej
Okay.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
Is that vague and not hypothetical enough? =P
No actually,
ReplyDeleteIf you are looking for a straight answer, here we go...
I exist because I have to. Though I have no actual reason to exist for myself, I may be here to help or even cause friction in another's life. All depends on who. If you need me here to answer your hypothetical questions then so be it. I exist for you and you alone...
No one else.
ej
"Why" was just...
ReplyDelete"why".
You can't get much farther from hypothetical than one word.
When did you start writing?
I started writing the same day as my first blog.
ReplyDeleteCrazy huh??
Now, for the question.
In this case, the "Why" You're asking me about invalidates itself. That would be something you have to answer yourself. Even though I exist for others, I cannot coerce thought processes.
I am only a man lost in your world.
I'll stay as long as I have to...
ej
Oh yeah?
ReplyDeleteWell whats your favorite color?
Thought I'd leave you with that killer.
Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteMy favorite color is purple. Not like Barney purple. Deep purple...
You know, Purple is the color of royalty.
;p
ej
i wasnt going for bull shit but thanks for pointing that out , i hope you always have something witty to say i pray for the day that you run out of comments
ReplyDeleteWas that a Question??
ReplyDeleteej
Purple!
ReplyDeleteAlso, someone is mad at you.
Or So I believe.
Who's mad at me??
ReplyDeleteWhat did I do?
ej
just breathe?
ReplyDeletenah,
ReplyDeleteShe'll be fine...
ej
If you could have any super power what would it be?
ReplyDeleteHonestly Esmerelda,
ReplyDeleteI want to be Wolverine. He as physical powers more than anything. I'll list everything he has:
1. A healing factor that allows him to recover from virtually any wound.
2. His skeleton and cool knife thingy's are made out of an near indestructible metal alloy, adamantium, which is a fictional element.
3. Animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities.
4. And of course, razor-sharp retractable claws.
Yeah, I wanna be this guy...
ej
Is it me, or is the tone of Just breathes comments a little harsh?
ReplyDeleteYeah,
ReplyDeleteI don't think she means to be. She took my answers completely the wrong way.
I didn't want to come off sounding like a smart ass. I was just having fun...
ej
What do you define as beautiful in a woman??? What makes you fall in love with her??? I know it's 2~ lol
ReplyDeleteHope your well.. I like this idea! I might steal it... unless you would let me borrow it....
All the best,
M
Thats fine,
ReplyDeleteI never imposed a limit.
I'm attracted to talent. Not like juggling abilities, I mean expressive talent. Writing, musical, and individualism. I like women who are down to earth and have a caring, loving heart. I'm not too picky about looks, as long as the girl is confident about her appearance. A girl who loves herself...
*sigh*
I'm I being too picky??
Oh yeah,
If you ask first it's not stealing, so yes, you may borrow.
Thanks M!
Great Question...
ej
Wouldn't ya love it if someone would really work for you?
ReplyDelete1) Did you really start writing with your first blog? You are such a good writer.
ReplyDelete2) Why the Latin? Do you know much Latin or do you have to look it up?
3) Do slugs lay eggs or have baby slugs?
Nevs,
ReplyDeleteI would love it if someone would really work for me.
All we can do is hope...
ej
Hey Liz!
ReplyDeleteGlad you stopped by!!
1. Yeah, I started writing like this on my first blog. I've always written, but I'm used to only writing for myself. Unfortunately, I destroyed most of my private work. I didn't like the way I wrote. When I decided to write online for others, I wrote for an audience.
2. No actually, I don't know Latin... It just makes the Titles sound cool. I used to just use Latin phrases but now I just choose a title and translate on a translator page.
3.Slugs lay eggs. This is how...
The spermatophore passes to the spermatheca where the outer layer is digested and the
sperm released.Some of it passes to the hermaphrodite duct where it fertilities the eggs.
The place where fertilization takes place is a part between the hermaphrodite duct
and albumen gland,called the fertilization pocket.
Between mating and egg laying is usually a short period,for Agriolimax reticulatus
this is 8-10 days and for Arion ater some weeks.
In a lot of species self-fertilization is normal(Agriolimax agrestis,A.meridionalis,A.laevis),although in some species
(Agriolimax reticulatus)this is rarely the case.
Normally eggs are disposed in holes in the ground.Of course the number of eggs and size
depends on the species.Vaginulus borellianus lays 610-1365 eggs in 8-13 batches in
a continuous string.Agriolimax reticulatus lays about 500 eggs in batches of
up to 33 eggs.
ej
Me too.
ReplyDeleteHope.
Crap...girl on the run beat me to my question.
ReplyDeleteSweetie, my brain still isn't working good...maybe that flight to Vegas is the way to go...
why dont you say anything else, im sure there is something stirring in that head of yours
ReplyDeletei should have listned to you, hel why was i thinking so hard, i now see the humore in why you laughed .. thank you
ReplyDeletenot here, breathe...
ReplyDeletenot here.
ej
Still no ideas?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of a few for my blog but alas, Jess, Eric and Ryan ALL read my blog so I'd never be able to say what I want to say.
Really sucks b/c I've got some good stuff! :o)
I'm just ej's lonely blog.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I exist? To serve as a warning to others. I read that on a t-shirt once and thought it appropriate.
ReplyDelete