8.19.2007

Promptus Pro Pessimus

*Author's Note*
What I'm about to share with you is very personal. Not necessarily in a bad way... It's just weird. I have only told one other person what I am about to share with you guys. I really do feel silly for allowing myself to ---. Ill get on with it already.

Ok, here we go...


I have this reoccurring vision playing in my head constantly. Its almost a little too surreal and I still I can't help but fantasize.

Zombies.... Everywhere.

I see myself living in a post-apocalyptic world overrun by zombies. Whether by fault of the T-Virus, Resident Evil style or damnation, religious style... I feel it is inevitable. You could even say that I've already begun to prepare myself.

*I'm not crazy, I assure you.*

I truly believe that I will be one of the few survivors left on the planet. Not only that, but I feel as if I'm destined to hold a leadership position or billet. Kinda like the futuristic John Connor in the Terminator movies.

Come on... I know that I'm not the only one who watches movies like Dawn of the Dead and wonders: "What would I do??" It's almost as if everything I've done to this point is because I need to be as tough and knowledgeable as possible. I have seen the chaos of war and lived though it. I truly believe I would be able to sustain myself and lead others whilst helping make important decisions to help others live another day. I also plan to go to school and earn my associates degree in paramedics and anatomy. Better understanding of the human body and how to treat injuries will also contribute to my survival. *I did not choose to be a paramedic solely on this fantasy. I fell in love with this career after watching the field medics work in combat. They inspired me so much. Besides, I love working with people!! :-)* Now back to the apocalypse... I have even outfitted my truck for such an event...



That's right... 16 gauge steel bumper/grill guard. Perfect for slaying Zombies via vehicular manslaughter!! Keeps them pieces of bone out of your radiator as well!! The truck is also equipped with a 4WD off road package which includes: Independent suspension for all 4 tires as well as an air ride system for heavy loads and towing capabilities. This here truck also has a V8 HEMI for a little more horsepower then is generally required. It still needs a little more work but I'm ready to roll if need be, And no. That is not my real license plate...



That's all! There is a little more I haven't talked about but that's the just of it. I told you I'm weird.

Just hope I never have to tell you "I TOLD YOU SO !!"


Good Night.



ej

6 comments:

  1. If the Zombies come will you please hide me! I won't be able to hide myself I will be to busy covering my eyes with my hands... so I won't be able to see anything.

    They always seem to get people like me first! lol

    All the best!
    M

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  2. Help Esmerelda!!

    I can't find your blog!!


    ej

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  3. Ok that was somewhat bizarre.

    I hate horror movies though so i'd freak if I thought something like that was going to happen and i'd be dead long before the zombies got me! Probably from heart attack

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  4. Goober.

    You'll want to see that new Will Smith movie later this year "I Am Legend."

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  5. well i 100% believe you... and then if this stuff really happens you know ill be there to back you up... ill bring yoda he can use the force...

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  6. I wish it were your license plate! Do you have to wear a vest to be a zombie killer?

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